Salsa

Salsa is literally a freaking beautiful, talented, iconic, craziest, weirdest and wildest friend you’ll ever find! I am not joking she’s the girl if you need to talk, just a lovely friend really. She is just that one girl everyone is friend’s with, really outgoing, might seems innocent and shy but if you to know her she’s insane and a whole different kind of the term “innocent”. She is just a one of kind girl you shouldn’t let go

Girl: Hey that girl in our class, she looks shy
Girl 2: Guuuuuurrll, salsa is crazy, what do you mean???
Girl: Wait really?
Girl 2: Uh huh

by anak gila September 8, 2018

Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.

"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."

by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023

Salsa Verga

It’s like salsa verde but instead it’s from your cock!

“Yo bro you like Salsa Verga?”
“Yeah dude I get it at the mexican restaurant all the time.”

by Coolassmotherfuck July 27, 2025

La salsa esta lista!

Asa Mack, February 10th, 2025. A day before a spanish project was due and he had barely started. He decided to say one line in a very weenie way. That line ladies and gentlemen, "La salsa esta lista!". The world had never seen someone so nonchalant act in such a way. Many were confused and even scared, this mix of emotions garnered massive awareness to the meme, cementing it as one of the most surprising video clips of all time.

Asa mack: "La salsa esta lista!"
Everyone one who has seen the clip: *shocked*

by TacticalZM March 6, 2025

ghetto salsa

A mixture of half ketchup half Tabasco sauce usually the closest thing you have to salsa growing up poor

Me-I am sick of eating fried potatoes every night mom?

Mom-Just mix up some ghetto salsa on them
Recipe
1 part ketchup
1 part Tabasco
Mix it up and enjoy
Food recipe ghetto hood poorbrokeketchupTabasco

by jackstrawtfb May 8, 2016

Salsa Flamingo

If someone labels you a Salsa Flamingo, they think that they are above you in every way.

Y’all are my Salsa Flamingos.

by The best ever person lol September 30, 2020

Chicago Style Chips and Salsa

There is actually no definition at all, because this is not a real thing.

Dan: "Hey guys, I'm new in town and I cannot wait to get some Chicago Style Chips and Salsa"
Everyone else: "Dafuq? That's not a real thing bro. Go home, you're drunk."

by W3rddd December 23, 2021