staff on duty

1) One who maintains order in a Hall.

*knock knock knock* Staff on Duty... Could you open your door, please?

by nzim April 27, 2004

Staffa

To be strange, insane, not normal

Guy 1: Yo that guy is staffa man.

Guy 2: Completly staffa in his head.

by PaggaSlaan April 12, 2010

Swaffle

The act of hitting ones face with your half erected/fully erected penis. Should be done with caution because it can result in eye injury and you could lose your eyeballs.

“Wow dude, Ryan totally swaffled Brendon last night”

by Gaypoptartmami February 22, 2019

SWTF

Seriously, what the fuck

A: We have another test in math today.
B: Seriously what the fuck.

OR

A: We have another test in math today.
B: Seriously? What the fuck?

OR

Spoiledmonkey33: We hav another test in math 2day
Blazedbear4: swtf

by B to the J to the P October 14, 2009

Staffzone

Noun: Staffzone Verb: Staffzoned. When an attractive member of your staff becomes nothing more than a subordinate that you will never feel any sexual or romantic attraction for. The ultimate likka boss or professional mark. A powerful man or woman's version of friendzone

My sexy sales exec stripped naked in front of me in the office, showing her tattoo above her crack. Much to her shock, I shouted at her. "Gtfo put on your clothes before I fire you!" She is a fine example of being staffzoned.

by Sin-ergy December 22, 2012

Swaffer

Lovely girl at first sight, but look again. Swaffers are crazy, love to take control, bossy and the most stubborn people you'll ver meet. That being said there also amongst some of funniest people you'll ever meet. Not to mention there stunning!

"Did you see that Swaffer girl last night?"
"Yeah man, she was smoking!"
"Stand back! She's crazy!"

by JamEsAdAms June 17, 2015

Stafulapenpen

An in game word for a male private organ used for jokes to lessen vulgarity.

Don't get angry, be calm since I am going to cut my Stafulapenpen after the raid.

by Leeyon August 31, 2017