Asshole irritation due to failing to whipe properly after dropping a massive shit, and walking around with shit still in your butt crack, creating a red, irritation.
by Buzz Ward February 19, 2010
by John F. Kennedy the Juniour September 08, 2009
The act of passing gas (i.e. farting) into someone's full head of hair when they're not looking, and the smell of said gas lingering in their hair all day.
by Ghengis Kunt March 09, 2010
I had some Swedish Fish last night.
by Trevor Rockhold February 09, 2009
The act of having a girl sit on your face, while you proceed to jerk off and squirt semen onto her back.
by Anonymous February 08, 2003
The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.
by FecalxxRampage April 15, 2009
The act of attaining gas from one's own bowels, cupping it in one's hand, and putting said hand over another's face.
by Andrew Moffat January 21, 2008