Swedish Bath

Washing your asshole after shitting. Done in anticipation of anal sex.

Yo Dawg, I had to Swedish bath before Anastasia came over, that bitch goes crazy on my asshole.

by John F. Kennedy the Juniour September 8, 2009

Swedish Toothache

Asshole irritation due to failing to whipe properly after dropping a massive shit, and walking around with shit still in your butt crack, creating a red, irritation.

After work, I had a swedish toothache from that dump I dropped in the port-o-potty.

by Buzz Ward February 19, 2010

Swedish Prince

The act of passing gas (i.e. farting) into someone's full head of hair when they're not looking, and the smell of said gas lingering in their hair all day.

I totally gave that guy who was talking in the theater a wicked Swedish Prince.

by Ghengis Kunt March 8, 2010

Swedish Fish

A Swedish woman's pussy.

I had some Swedish Fish last night.

by Trevor Rockhold February 9, 2009

swedish squirt

The act of having a girl sit on your face, while you proceed to jerk off and squirt semen onto her back.

Joe gave Sheila a swedish squirt last night.

by Anonymous February 8, 2003

Swedish Grenade

The act of attaining gas from one's own bowels, cupping it in one's hand, and putting said hand over another's face.

"Man, I gave my brother a Swedish Grenade yesterday. He almost puked."

by Andrew Moffat January 21, 2008

Swedish Softserve

The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.

My girlfriend wanted icecream so I plowed her and gave her a little Swedish Softserve.

by FecalxxRampage April 16, 2009