std dispenser

The act of having sex with multiple people and simoultaneously transmitting a sexually tranferable disease.
"Why are all the hot babes sick?"
"Yo that guy had sex with all of them, he is a real STD dispenser"
by Psycadelicgamer March 25, 2017
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std-infested

An ex boyfriend whom continuously cheated on you and ALWAYS ended up with STD's. A person destined to contact HIV/AIDS. A person you trusted whole heartedly.
My ex is std-infested. I hope he ends up alone and feeling as lonely as he made me feel while we were together.
by apples01 November 10, 2013
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std fishing

when you sleep around carelessly with a bunch of people with no protection or concern for your well being
guy #1: hey did you see jeremy yesterday coming out the clinic talking about he caught crabs and herpes from those ho’s he was with

guy #2: yeah man i heard he was std fishing, poor guy
by IamGum June 15, 2020
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std-petri

Typically, a guy/girl who’s STD count has surpassed 8. Typically tweekers or Brooklyn Prostitutes, they are becoming evermore popular due to no shot of penicillin being strong enough to purify the genital-ripping cocktail stored within them.
That std-petri got me fucked all the way up. I have 3 different versions of Chlamydia and enough crabs to populate the pacific.
by tastygreens2 September 07, 2018
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Facebook-STD

A virus spread from friend to friend contact on Facebook.
Like spreading a real disease any number of Facebook viruses spread around from post to post is is referred to as Facebook-STD.
by 19wisdom76 November 15, 2011
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STD weeks

dude literally during STD weeks i went wild
by heyoooooooooo December 14, 2017
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STd= standard

STD is the abbreviation for standard. At the top corner of our mail where the stamp goes is the letters std. that’s all it means and everyone gets a standard abbreviation. Wake up everyone’s clean and healthy for life.
How would you like your package shipped.

STD= standard
Exp=expedited

NxtD= Nextday

u.s.p.s knows
by Tender love January 26, 2020
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