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The one who stands behind the counter of the cafeteria and controls the flow of nuggies throughout the land. Too many; gluttony. Too few; chaos.
The nuggie guard was generous in her gift upon us today. A yield of 7 nuggies is surely enough to get us through the winter.
by tastygreens2 September 7, 2018
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Typically, a guy/girl who’s STD count has surpassed 8. Typically tweekers or Brooklyn Prostitutes, they are becoming evermore popular due to no shot of penicillin being strong enough to purify the genital-ripping cocktail stored within them.
That std-petri got me fucked all the way up. I have 3 different versions of Chlamydia and enough crabs to populate the pacific.
by tastygreens2 September 7, 2018
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