Stalling

When a person is embarrassed by taking a dump in a public restroom and hides in the stall until everyone else leaves the bathroom.

Did you notice that Doug finished taking a nasty crap in the bathroom and was stalling until we left?

Ed kicked the outside of the stall door in a panic, "Jim, come out! I really got to poo! Everyone knows you just took a nasty one, why are you stalling?"

by EDDIEFM October 2, 2013

Sly Stallone

When you invite two hookers or call-girls over your house for the evening. You then have the women stand on a glass table while you lay beneath the table, looking up. You then proceed to have the women shit on the tabletop while you watch for your enjoyment.

Pete invited two girls over to perform a Sly Stallone for him. He then told them he already ate dinner and had them leave.

by 69BriGuy69 March 4, 2009

stalling

is when the Streamer natraxo does absolutely nothing which is most of his time he is live

A :"Man he is stalling again"
B: "so he is just live again?

by pochamp June 14, 2020

Stallionism

Ones likeness to a stallion. A dominant stud or adult hourse.

Loser: Why do you wear clothes from Express? You're so gay!
Cool Guy: You're just jealous of my stallionism.

by Brian Henderson September 22, 2005

Stalling

When you scroll social media, watch YouTube, porn or engage in some other completely useless activity that only brings you down

Jerry: why does Rob always say that he wants a better life or something like that?
Bob: oh he's stalling the whole day so he feels like he's dead inside

by xxalex April 19, 2020

toilet stalling

To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.

Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."

by wicked son December 18, 2011

bird stalling

When you have to shit but wait until you have a car nearby to do it on.

Dude, I really had to shit but I was bird stalling until I got to Tina's new house.

by Fluffykittylover October 4, 2015