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stalking

Apparently what guys are doing if they flirt with a girl that doesn't like them.
"Like, OMG, this guy is stalking me because I don't like him and he asked me out. Now lemme look at that hot guy's Myspace for the 19th time today."
by bigtones March 22, 2007
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Twitter Stalking

finding out that the girl you met once has been following you for months from your twitter site just so she can learn your every move so that when you do finally introduce yourself she's already prepared for marriage and kids.
www.ImOutsideYourWindow.com

a site for everyone to express their stories of twitter stalking or other stalking stories that are of the same nature
by IOYW July 17, 2009
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Stalk Stare

The act in which one would engage in a deep stare with the person they are stalking. An accomplished stalker would not defect from the stare if the person they are stalk staring looks at them.

Some Stalkers have been known to stalk stare for hours at a time without blinking.

Sometimes the "stalk" in stalk stare is replaced by the codename for the person you are stalking.
1: I had a good KitkKat stare today.
2: I stalk stared him earlier and i saw him say "shes freaking me out"!
by Stalker424 November 29, 2009
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Stalkify

Using Spotify to stalk someone's music tastes.
I was Stalkifying Jane the other day. She has great tastes in music.
by Brako October 7, 2012
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stalkenator

person that follows you in wow, facebook, twitter, gmail, halo, counter strike, practically anywhere just to get your attention, uses your friends names and hacks their accounts to talk to you, applys where you work, just to see you, and sometimes pretends to be you, really creepy stuff right out of a horror movie!
john doe "heard that hes been trying to get her attention since vanilla dude?"

jane doe "yup, hes something out of a bmovie, what a stalkenator!, stalker for life!"
by cayle April 2, 2013
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stalkerized

we got caught stalking him now we are stalkerized
by suspicious_pandicorn March 6, 2016
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Stalkcation

Noun; A long distance stalking vacation timed around the location of a former lover, celebrity crush, or relationship undefined worthy of creeping on.

Verb; The act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking.
I peeped her insta and she all up in the 4seasons. so I banged out some PTO for a stalkcation AND

DAYUM! seeing that ass real time is legit! When i get home, I can't wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel.

Me: What you doing this weekend dude? More Excel data inputting?
Tom: Nahh Man. I'll be Stalkcationing your sister.
Me: Which one?
Tom: The one that the beans and rice didn't miss her.
Me: Dude, she got glandular problems.
by kungfumermaid March 28, 2016
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