florida special

The act of getting drunk and high off bath salts, then getting a blowjob from an alligator which ultimately results in the loss of ones penis

Benjamin was sad, so he gave himself the Florida special

by QWERTY7769 April 22, 2020

parking lot special

A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.

I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

Full Tilt Special

An internet poker term. When you get rivered by a one or two-outer.

Johnathan got the Full Tilt Special 165 times in the course of an hour.

by charliepaker789 August 25, 2009

The Tea Cup Seaman Special

To Spunk into a persons tea instead of using milk.

"I did the ttcss into my girlfriends tea because she would not give me a BJ" said Peter

"What is the ttcss" asked Ian
"The Tea Cup Seaman Special" replied Peter

by The Owler November 27, 2014

Bill Clinton Special

To receive a blowjob from a co-worker without making said event public knowledge.

"Did you see James yesterday?"
"No, I bet he got a Bill Clinton special last night"

by TheShaqAttaq January 22, 2017

Fine human specimen

This is way better than fine or hot. This is the ultimate compliment. If someone calls you this you are FINE AF. Its weird to say but in the long run its a good compliment.

Person1: damn that girl is hot
Person2: broo she got curves

Person3: she is a FINE human specimen
Person1 & 2: *concerned look at person3*
Person 2: true true

by Vroomvroom69 April 19, 2019

Blue Hair Special

Another term to describe restaurant Early Bird Specials that cater to elderly folk who dine before 4pm, bring their own tea bags and are easily identified by their blue hair rinse.

“I wanted the liver and onions but a tour bus of leaf peepers stopped by the diner and scarfed ‘em all up off the Blue Hair Special!”

by Grumps October 13, 2020