scurry

In bonnie Aberdeen and surrounding coastal areas a scurry is a seagull!

The scurry shat on the windae

by Bex_80 September 24, 2006

Papa Smurf

A wise and noble figure who sets very high standards.

Papa Smurf is very disappointed in Ted Shaw for being such a pussy

by LeaderofPJFGary July 23, 2011

smurf

Asexual beings that don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

evil smurf

A sexual act involving choking one's partner until their face begins to turn blue and then ejaculating on their head, thus simulating the white smurf hat.

Hey Bob, I gave your wife an evil smurf while you were in that meeting!

by The Phantom Definer January 27, 2005

smurf

Little blue people from a cartoon series.

Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! Gargamel captured Smurfette!

by louis October 22, 2001

dick smurf

A person who absolutely loves the penis either male or female. Slight resemblence to cock smurf. Dick smurf clearly outlines the actual genital area of the penis of a man, rather than cock smurf which can be used to describe a cock(bird).

MAN #1-"Ryan from waterpolo is a dick smurf!"
MAN #2-"Yeah, no kidding!"

by Hot Chocolate December 9, 2008

I ain't never scurred!

Is a fake form of bravery to cover up the fact that you are in fact really scurred. Usually shouted out to make it sound authentic.

Popularized by the song of the same title by Bonecrusher in 2003

Dude 1: So are we gonna jack this Bentley coup or not? Don't tell me that you gone yella on me!

Dude 2: Na bro! I ain't never scurred!

Dude 1: Aight, let's do this

by lady lynxx April 14, 2009