smuff

the act of being smuthered by a "muff"

you could say "i so got smuffed last night" or "i was smuffing him all night long

by b-lair April 14, 2008

smerf

a damn communist

The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!

by Pimp T-Dawg March 5, 2003

smiffy wifter

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs

shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again

by jed January 22, 2004

steff

The act of not being able to keep one's food in one's mouth.

OMG you've steffed again.

by magicbeansmagicbeansmagicbeans February 6, 2008

jerkey smerf

when two gay Indian guys have sex

Did you see Kunal and Meetjerkey smerfing??

by inyourbuttmuthafuckabitch December 21, 2008

sneff

Permanent loss of smell, loss of the ability to sniff, as in deaf.

This person usually has bad personal hygiene, due to a lack of awareness.
A temporary version is known as the 'sneffles'
Someone who doesn't smell the worst fart ever, esp. if they 'dealt' it.

Lola: "These roses smell delicious."
Bruce: "I don't care, I'm sneff, but they look pretty."

Lola: "My dog's got no nose"
Bruce: "That's no good."

Lola: "Bruce, you sick bastard, did you make that smell?"
Bruce: "No, but I did fart awhile back, is that what you mean?"

by Rupelj May 10, 2010

Steffan

1. The term for the tip of a rectum.
2. The term used for a boxer dog species.

Have you seen my steffan

by British Dog Foundation June 3, 2009