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shampoorone

A rigorously-watchful "dutch uncle" or "battle-ax aunt" who hangs around and makes sure dat someone washes his hair correctly and thoroughly.
Da term "shampoorone" could also refer to a similar type of eagle-eyed honesty/diligence-freak as described above, but one who instead simply monitors da shower/bathtub while two individuals are sharing a scrub-a-dub, to make sure dat no "funny business" goes on during said "steamy" encounter.
by QuacksO May 7, 2022
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Shampoop

Adding water to last bit of shampoo to make it last longer.
Do I need to buy shampoo? No there’s still some shampoop leftover.
by MsEFine May 18, 2022
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Shampoo Donkey

A large elephent, typically with a #76b129 tip. Can be found "Jacking Off" during a school shooting.
by COCK MUNCHER 374 December 13, 2022
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shampoo

Thing you use to wash your hair.
If you’re here to see why is it called shampoo, here’s the reason:

Shamshit was inappropriate.
I need some shampoo
by hydrofungus July 30, 2023
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shampoo barrel

When you’re in the barrel of a wave (that is a hollow hole while the wave is crashing over top of you down the line) but the barrel is just big enough for you to fit through, nipping/washing your hair like it’s shampoo
Announcer: “O’Brien in the wave looks like it’s gonna be a close out JUST makes it with a shampoo barrel ”
by Ayeeeedee May 18, 2023
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Shampooed russalo

Totally Shampooed russalo with a Dirty Austin last night.
by Snedely McSaggins May 27, 2023
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Shampoo

John: I’ve got white sticky stuff in my hair
Evan: is it cum

John: NO ITS SHAMPOO
by WilburSoot! September 18, 2023
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