Definitions by hydrofungus

shampoo

Thing you use to wash your hair.
If you’re here to see why is it called shampoo, here’s the reason:

Shamshit was inappropriate.

I need some shampoo

shampoo by hydrofungus July 30, 2023

Xiao 

Short boi

Xiao come home please 🙏🙏🙏

Xiao by hydrofungus July 30, 2023

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

A word that is strong with irony
Means fear of long words

A: what’s the fear of long words called again?
B: hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
A: *dies of panic*

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by hydrofungus July 29, 2023

ue 

ue ue ue
(Sound of crying)

ue ue ue
(Sound of crying)

ue by hydrofungus July 29, 2023

Bottom Text 

When you can’t think of something good to match the top text.

Holy I’m gonna

Bottom Text

Bottom Text by hydrofungus July 29, 2023

Therapist 

Someone that people on Urban Dictionary really need.

Go visit a therapist now if you’re reading this

Therapist by hydrofungus July 28, 2023

gay 

Simple. Happiness.

Asdfghjkl I think I’m gay just looking at him makes me hard-

gay by hydrofungus July 27, 2023