Sadmeal

A McDonalds happy meal without a toy, usually happens when Mom is pmsing and goes through the drive thru too fast, never checks the order and the pimplefester doesn't either. Then poor Mom has to listen to little Johnny throw a shitfit all the way home. sometimes resulting in a backhand and that makes for a Saddermeal. If Johnny end up with a black eye and his school teacher calls the cops on Mom its the saddest meal and if Johnny dies in the ER of a brain hemorrhage then its a Sadisticmeal.

Mom: What do you want for supper Johnny?

Johnny: (screams) CrackDonald's

(sings) yeah I'm gonna get a Toy, maybe its a racecar, maybe its a beanie baby, maybe its a Robot.

Mom: Sorry pal its a sadmeal only a few fries, a knapkin and a greaseburger

Johnny: (throws a shitfit) arhhhhh when I grow up I'm going to beat the crap out a that clown.

Mom: SHUTUP (whap)

by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010

Same shit, different ass

What you say when you have two options that are basically the same thing.

Who are you voting for, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton?
Oh I don't care, they're equally bad, they're same shit, different ass.

by awmm April 19, 2018

sammer marzouk

Sucks at pingpong. Has NEVER won a game against Brandon.

Sammer Marzouk *Bruh Sound effect 2*

by Bisepic February 27, 2019

same to same

a term used by baguna gang when something they do is similar. Also known as "shame to shame"

"hah same to same mind" "omg shame to shame to situation

by sugar cracker shaker 123 July 1, 2019

Same tonk

Originating in Forfar the birthplace of Scotland, the founder father a man named Lewis Yule, the legend said a man from the shade Tonk broke down on the way to Pitlochry, the rest is history

Doogs tonk broke down on the way to Pitlochry , haha same tonk

by Forfar squad June 1, 2021

Sameeh

Trust me never fall for this guys words he is one of those person who’ll approach u and make u think he cares for u a lot but in reality he just uses u to get others and soon as that’s done he’ll start talking shit about you he is one of those fat and short guy who people usually wanna be friend with just because he thinks he’s popular he’ll show attitude to others

Omg is that sameeh last time he cheated me

by Urfakefriendclueismssralcra April 30, 2023

ride the same bike

are gay.

Those two snake charmers ride the same bike.

by Observer of the Obvious October 24, 2003