Saddle Swagger

A prostitute who lives in Nevada who rides people like horses with swag

"im gonna go find myself a saddle swagger for a fun night. SWAG!"

by pimpin4life September 24, 2011

Poop saddle

When a baby or elderly person is wearing a diaper and defecates in large amounts. The poop runs from the front above the genitals to the rear above the tail bone, hence the “poop saddle”

Hey we’ve got an old man in room three riding a poop saddle

by Mr Apostasy October 28, 2018

saddle butt

1. The soreness felt on the buttocks after riding a bicycle, motorcycle, or horse when one is not used to it.

2. The way the buttocks looks when grinding in reverse cowgirl or doggystyle.

1. Man, I rode a horse for the first time in years yesterday and I've got the worst saddle butt!

2. Dude, you should see her saddle butt when she's riding.

by mad mortarman November 25, 2021

Snail Saddle

A mustache

You see Drew has a snail saddle now?
Trey wishes he can grow a snail saddle

by Handleburg April 7, 2025

Double Saddle

When a female and male both urgently have to urinate, and only one toilet is available. The female sits on the toilet, while the male sits on her lap aiming between her thighs, both urinating simultaneously.

“Goran and Cassidy double saddled so they didn’t pee themselves.”

“Tori and Sam couldn’t hold it any longer while in line for the port-a potty, so Sam double saddled Tori to release his bladder.”

“So Alfredo didn’t have to pee in the sink, Steff let him double saddle her”

by CBN0628 May 14, 2025

saddle meat

A washed up bicycle racer, a biker who has seen better days.

Lance Armstrong ain't much more than saddle meat these days.

by bsieb February 13, 2012

Saddle Belly

A saddle commonly worn on the belly

"You ain't even missing me baby when I needed my Saddle Belly"

by Rhezi December 10, 2017