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Clayton Rogers

by Laxking_rogers December 12, 2016
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"Will Rogers" second chance

Refers to the rare and off-the-scale-wonderful "lucky break" obtained in the following scenario: you are "just suffering" to say something rude/impolite, but then of course you immediately regret said verbal-indiscretion just as soon as it's slipped past yer flapper. But then --- by the grace of Fate --- the unwitting recipient of your snide remark either hadn't been paying attention properly when you'd uttered your auditory barb, he is a bit hard-of-hearing, or you hadn't been speaking loudly enough to be heard over the distance and/or other background noises that were present at the time, and so your "victim" never actually understood --- nor did he suffer any emotional distress from --- your insult, and so he innocently/apologetically asks you to repeat yourself. But of course, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO SAY THE MEAN STATEMENT A SECOND TIME --- now that you've "relieved your internal pressure" by initially making the simmery-tempered remark and then THINKING that the other person heard you, you can now proceed more clear-headedly, and so you can simply say, "Nuthin'" or, "Never mind" when the other person asks you what you'd said.
I was heatedly peeved about how long it had taken the local garage to repair my car, so I made a regrettably-choice remark as I entered the office to pay my bill. Fortunately, though, the office's connecting-door was still somewhat ajar as I spoke, and so the din of the noisy garage-tools drowned out my derogatory statement, allowing me a classic "Will Rogers" second chance to just clamp my tongue. Yup, Ol' "Willie R" was right --- "Never miss a good chance to SHUT UP."
by QuacksO November 14, 2018
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Rich Rogers

a person who engages in receiving sodomy.
Dude did you guys see that guy getting a Rich Rogers
by Republican Rob June 7, 2019
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mitchel rogers

A fucking furfag who loves fat furry cocks
"Omg you're such a Mitchel Rogers"
by Big titty goth girl June 30, 2019
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Ellie Rogers

A goddess who always thinks of other people before herself and everyone thinks is stunning don’t get her pissed off though because she will shank you up fam
Pete:yo did you hear about that lass who was so canny to everyone but then went mental bruv coz someone annoyed her

Gerald:yea bruv she pulled an Ellie Rogers
by Ellie rogers August 20, 2019
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Jack Rogers

Top-notch guy, quite annoying. Gets hit with a VSCO girl’s blue hydro flask on the daily. He’s pretty cool but kind of a loner at the same time. Tends to REEEEE quite often. Other than that, 10/10 solid guy.
Me: Is that Jack Rogers?
You: Faints
Jack: REEEEEEEE
by Broomstick Bashee September 27, 2019
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