jack rag

The rag you use to wipe your load up with after beating off.

Don't leave your jack rags on the bathroom floor.

by wino joe May 6, 2003

SPOO RAG

After a gentelman bangs a chick and shoots his load in/on her it's good manners to hand her a towel to wipe off your man goo.

Ohh, that was very nice sex. Here's a spoo rag to wipe off with. Now, please make me a samich and go home

by Harlin Wangmaster October 24, 2006

Dink Rag

A slang term for an asshole. It probably "is what you think it is". Made popular in the Webcomic "Pictures of You" by Gibson Twist.

Hey Dink Rag! We're having a New Years Eve party if you want to come!

by Burlyswamprat June 5, 2011

don't-rag

When an awkward white guy wears a do-rag.

Jim, I know you're pasty-white, but for the love of God take off that don't-rag in public.

by The_Word_Smith July 23, 2015

Jag Rag

The material (often towel, tissue, toilet paper or nearby piece of paper crumpled to softness) used to ejaculate in to at the end of a strenuous masturbatory session.

What they don't often advertise, is that the ShamWow makes a FANTASTIC Jag Rag.

by Sting Cunt-Stomper August 14, 2010

jam rags

Sanitary Napkins, used by women during menstruation. These of are often disposed of into a container next to the water closet, they are often fall into the hands of a pedal bin vampire.

Sandra applied the jam rag to her vulva, since her menstrual flow was heavy, and chewy bits were abundant.

by Clinton Sounds February 4, 2004

Cheeto Rag

A cloth, handkerchief, or other piece of fabric which is used primarily to wipe away the thick cheesy buildup which is associated with the consumption of Frito-Lay's 'Cheetos' line of puffed cornmeal snacks.

"After Glenn finished off an entire family size bag of Frito-Lay's 'Flamin' Hot Cheetos, he knew he would need fresh underwear and a clean Cheeto rag before starting on the next bag."

"Babe, have you seen my Cheeto rag?"
"It's on your head."
"Oh, thanks babe."

by SwissDook May 26, 2016