Ryan

Person who naps all the time, showers, and eats.

Ryan holds doors open.

Ryan by Straightenerrr May 14, 2010

Ryan

A Ryan is the name of a person that is of the male gender. Ryans are well known for their bizarre views of how people live, Ryans typically have a hard time leaving their parental units due to codependency issues created at a young age. Ryans hold the highest percentage in relation to living at home until their thirties, they tend to be controlling and abusive to their partners and suffer from a serious inability to communicate in a manner becoming of an adjusted person. There is a disturbing side to Ryans being that they hold some strange fetishes sexually, Ryans tend to be in favor of wearing pantyhose and of thongs of both gender designations. They favor anal play by use of objects consisting of both food and sex toy's, Ryans will manipulate and distort to get what they want.

"Girl 1: Hey I just met this guy"
"Girl 2: Oh what's he like ? "
"Girl 1: he likes anal and wears my thongs"
"Girl 2: wow sounds like a carrot top flamer"
"girl 1: speaking of carrots you need shit to grow em...and Ryan loves a carrot in his mud slide"

Ryan by Randybobany January 30, 2017

Ryan

The most amazing person you will ever meet. Super smart, organized, caring, loving, dedicated, emotional, etc. An awesome baseball player, great student, amazing person, and even better boyfriend. One of a kind. ;) anyone to let this one go is just stupid...as close to perfect as you could ever get. I love you and can't wait for our future. :)

I love Ryan.

Ryan by Gordyyy June 13, 2009

Ryan

Ryan is someone who would like to fuck anything but another man. He is okay looking and amazing at sex. Plus his dick is huge. To bad he likes to hit it then quit it, or he would be a good boyfriend.

I fucked a Ryan last night. It was so hot, but when I woke up he was already gone.

Ryan by hahsofunny79 July 8, 2010

Ryan

Ryan is an amazing guy who will always be there for you. He has a big heart for those he loves.He is very funny and has an amazing laugh. He is very lovable and can be often referred to as a cute polar bear.

Ryan has all of the qualities of a perfect man.

Ryan by wizzy7ujrhfh October 14, 2016

Ryan

Ryan is Ryan and watches too many movies. The End.

Where we be without that Ryan watching so many films

Ryan by TheEquilibrium October 1, 2017

RYAN

a fat juicy plum that is very mean he has a lot of milk and he loves dora the explorer he has a big juicy thing and he loves to do the four steps

ya yeetz RYAN

RYAN by hi zocks is dododo at the game January 8, 2019