roofed

To be put in jail or prison for a long period of time.

Man we got picked up the other night XXX had three bricks on him. He is gonna get roofed.

by WWGH January 17, 2011

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the roof is on fire

we should probably leave the building, no?

Ahhh! Run away! The roof is on fire!
Yeah man, the roof is on fire!
NOO! The roof is on fire!!!!
OH! The roof is on fire!

by Halycondrop June 7, 2004

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a roof job is when a chick lays on her back on a bed or coach or other similar surface (preferrably butt ass naked) with her head hanging over the edge. the dude then straddles her head, grabs her by her hair and/or ears, shoves his cock into her mouth and begins to bang for all he's worth - effectively knocking the shingles off the roof of her mouth

SECOND DEFINITION
when a considerably tall man gets a considerably short girl to get on her knees and suck his cock. the necessity of the short girl to stretch her head and neck in the upward position to reach the cock achieves the same effect of the roof of her mouth getting the shit banged out of it. Let's not forget the hair, head, neck grabbing to get the appropriate amount of banging and gagging. :)

HOLLY SHIT JM, that was the best roof job i ever had. it knocked those pesky wisdom teeth out saving me a dentist appointment and i cant feel my chin anymore!!!! You think FEMA will cover THIS roof damage?!?!?!?

by jonmical October 14, 2004

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Roofierita

A very strong margarita recipe usually spiked with Everclean (190 Proof). Often cause blackouts similar to Rohypnol or "roofies"

Purple Roofierita

8 oz tequila

4 oz everclear

1 oz blue curacao

5 oz creme de cassis

3 oz lime

Half a bag of ice per batch. Makes about 6 drinks

by TVault December 14, 2010

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