plutonic

When you have a platonic sexual relationship but you know that the "just friends" part was never a real thing in the first place. You pretend like it exists, but it was always a myth, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Let's be strictly plutonic friends who have sex whenever we feel like it.
Eris: Sounds great! I love pretending, so that will be fun.
JB: Great, can you give me a plutonic blow job?

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

Patonia

A less crude name for you fanny. Your vag. Perfect for younger kiddos and older people who are to insecure to say the word Vagina.

Josie: Omg my patonia hurts!

Aimee: My patonia hurts as well. Probably cause I went cycling!

by Aims dv January 18, 2020

Putin’s Razor

Principle established during the Trump Adminstration, this theory states that one should not make unnecessary logical assumptions and that the answer to a problems is often the Russians. The application of its principles are commonly used in modern politics to incite fear in the people towards a targeted opponent.

“Why is there not toilet paper?”
“The Russians!”

“Why are people so mean?”
“The Russians!”

“Why is Orange Man bad?”
“The Russians! Russians! RUSSIANS!” (Putin’s Razor)

by TSDG619 November 14, 2020

Putin-em on

When you say you’re not going to do something but do it anyways.

I told everybody I wasn’t gonna invade but I was just Putin-em on.

by TokyoGhoulie93 February 27, 2022

Putin

Bald man that gets no bitches

Putin: I’m going to start ww3
Everyone: No bitches

by Amongusinreallifesussus February 28, 2022

Putining

When you’re in doggystyle with your friends mother and simultaneously jacking off Putin, typically while having your right hand diagonally pointed in the air.

“Yo last night I was Putining and it felt great”
“No way bro how long was Putins cock?”
“A solid 0.5 inches”

by gman6020 March 3, 2022

putinalysis

1) the science of trying to explain an autocrat's intentions and mindset after an event that brings into question whether that autocrat is acting rationally

2) a tendency to weak or delayed action amongst states responding to a nuclear-armed aggressor state that creates an intentional international conflict

1) Vladimir Putin's statements during his televised meeting with his security council last night triggered extensive putinalysis amongst Western opinion media and government officials.

2) NATO appeared putinalyzed after Poland offered to transfer its MiG-29s to Ramstein airbase for onward transfer to Ukraine.

by Slava_Ironii March 22, 2022