Purple Kitty

When a woman has to refrain from sexual activity due to her menstrual cycle, her private area becomes engorged with blood and very moist...

"Hey Brad, you got me so horny and turned on during Aunt Flo's visit that now I have a Purple Kitty!"

by Superwoman RYE March 30, 2013

Purple Potatoes

Depression

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

Purple sleeves

A temporally depressed teenage girl who’s sexually attracted to her cousin

Cousin 1. If you haven’t noticed I’ve worn my purple sleeves

Cousin 2. I knew I was wet for a reason

by Cousins in love January 16, 2021

purple loafers

A soft, feminine shoe for men - sometimes available in purple. If you're not the artist formally known as 'Prince' you should never wear purple loafers because you will look a lot like a camp German B-movie villain. A clear symbol of mental breakdown.

Hey, dude! This guy just went full Purple Loafers on us. Call him a doctor.

by monkey500 November 20, 2014

purple steamer

A penis ready for action. A wang that is so full of blood it appears purple.

Dude she wanted it so bad last night so i whipped out the purple steamer and let her have it.

by Gaaaa January 28, 2014

Purple Reign

This is a feeling of unstable energy in side a person with an imagination to acheive and make Great changes

Peters Purple Reigned the car race with the surprising skills

by The Sage May 10, 2016

Purple Unicorn

A paradox about wanting for fall in love with the type of person that probably doesn't exist. This term is also used in modern business referring to a job that is very difficult to fill and has been open for months.

Although we haven't found our purple unicorn yet after 3 months of recruiting you're the closest we've found so we've decided to continue looking for now. We will call you in a few weeks with our decision.

by kevin.nolan December 16, 2014