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Purnell

act of not giving a fuck but you really do
i purnell this situation, damn!

i purnell what i'm wearing...damn!
by NAH YO NAH! March 17, 2003
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Purzeltag

(Swiss) German slang for the day in the year where the universal program counter is touched by His Noodley Appendages to reach <name>++.

Alternative spelling: burzeltag
Happy Purzeltag, Mr. Fox!
by 3,14159265 January 10, 2009
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united parcel service

The worst shipping company in the world if you thought that USPS was bad think again!
I used the United Parcel Service ground for cross country shipping the contents arrived broken
by airbus320neo August 27, 2017
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Worshipping the Porcelain Altar

Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a)

Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.

b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.
by grapefruit95 June 14, 2010
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Purcellville, VA

Known as lax (lacrosse) bro town. All the lax bros live in/near Purcellville and play for NOVA WEST LACROSSE. The two big high schools- Valley and Oodgrove (Woodgrove) are huge enemies when it comes to sports, especially football, basketball, and of course, lacrosse. The town is full of rednecks and preppy girls. It's is located in northern virginia and about an hour from Washington DC. It's also the only town where you will find 3 grocery stores (bloom, giant, and harris teeter).
Valley person 1- Are you going to the Valley/Woodgrove game today?
Valley person 2- Yea, What time and where
Valley person 1- 7 PM at valley
valley person 2- yea man i'll be there

*both schools are in Purcellville, VA but Woodgrove isn't in the actual town of Purcellville,VA, it's right outside of Purcellville, but it's location is still considered Purcellville. Valley is right in the town of Purcellville, VA
2 hours later

valley person 1- haha yea buddy, we beat woodgrove!
valley person 2- yea man this is OUR town, valley's town.

woodgrove person 1- yea so whatever, valley beat us
valley person 1- haha this is our town

^^what typically happens before and after and Valley/Woodgrove game
by valleyperson1 December 27, 2011
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Parceleros

word used by Puerto Ricans to describe hillbillies especially Dominicans.
Mire ese tipo mas parcelero!! look at that guy such a hillbilly

I hate when those parceleros (dominicans)move in to the neighborhood they always wear socks and sandals or shoes with no socks!! it makes no sense!
by siscarface June 3, 2010
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Purnell

a large over weight middle-age man who is a can be a real ass at times
purnell is lame.
by steve May 20, 2003
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