Pokey chokey bum wank

To combine 2 sexual acts for one dose of heightened pleasure a pokey bum wank combined with self asphyxiation by the use of vigorously inserting ones finger in an out of one's own anus whilst furiously pleasuring ones own man truncheon with the other hand and at roughly a minute before the point of unbridled ecstasy lean forward on the pre attached belt (hung from the light fitting before the start of the act) choking one's self out and at the point of the act of cumming releasing the pressure on the belt giving you the pleasure of a good pokey and a good bit of asphyxiation admittedly it is a lot of effort but after a few goes it gets easier to set up ideally a spare bedroom is available so you can just leave the equipment ready and waiting not for the feint of hearted and not recommended to do without letting someone know what you have planned (maybe phone up one of your parents and ask if they could stay on the line to make sure release was in good time if a bit late they can phone the relevant emergency service)

I really enjoy a good pokey chokey bum wank but I love a bit of asphyxiation sex too if only there was a way I could enjoy both at the same time (idea form's) just maybe there is a way it might take some time and effort but just think of the pleasure maybe just maybe it might be worth a bit of experimentation to see what is the worst that can happen
(any attempt to do this is at one's own risk and no amount of expensive no cash up front lawyers can help to sue until a safety bracket can be set up maybe one for some entrepreneurs to try pitch to the dragons den)

by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general August 30, 2018

Pokey

Meaning a hoe got a fat booty and it pokes out.

“Yo u seen Amber she got that pokey her shit fat”-Erie

“For real bro she mad pokey”-Jordan

by Egwavy September 4, 2018

Pokey bum wank

When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger

When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank

by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018

pokeying

Hooking onto the rear bumper of a car and being dragged in the snow.

We often engaged in pokeying after the snow storms in Buffalo.

by Tommer10 November 28, 2018

Pokey

To insert an object into a hole it does not belong without permission.
Sometimes also refered as sodomy.

Rick got pokey'd last night continually until he fell asleep. Ouch

by Sorecheeks April 29, 2019

Pokey

To be slow, to take your time doing something, no rush

Mikey is very pokey in the mornings, he likes to take his time drinking coffee and making breakfast before leaving for work.

by AnnWaffles October 16, 2019

Pokey Clicker

Something that sounds very wrong and should have an equally wrong definition on Urban Dictionary, but did not so a person who does not understand Urban Dictionary made a definition talking about their experience with the phrase to try to be funny.

I see you have a Pokey Clicker there...

by Kurdism December 17, 2019