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Potato Thumb

A potato thumb is a person you can't decipher whether they look like a potato or a thumb. Someone who's very existence annoys you, because you just cant put you finger (or thumb) on what object they most resemble. You can't be friends or date a potato thumb without the constant need to address the resemblance making them completely undesirable.
I don't know if Beto is ugly or just a potato thumb.

There's nothing worse than a potato thumb trying to hit on me at the club.

Why is your potato thumb ass still talking?
by Ydnim November 12, 2018
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Potato (🥔)

Any canadian with a slow mind and self confidence.
Alex is a real potato (🥔).
by Thefudger2102 January 6, 2020
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Potato Religion

by Potato_God999 May 10, 2020
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potato twerk girl

potato twerk girl is someone who is introverted, eats pizza and stares at their ceiling.She doesnt give a damn if you are the prince of a city, interrupt her sleep you get stabbed with crayons. When you finally get to know her, she can be annoying but meh. There is no one like her. She is famous af in the online world but girl i need those messy hair selfies. She hates people, except desperate dingo aka her ghost sister. Now that pretty much sums up potato twerk girl. Dont steal her she is mine. Bisth if u reading this you are annoying.
by Desperate dingo July 3, 2021
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mississippi potato slapper

When you put your hand down your pants and rub under your genitals then slap someone in the face
When i was at my girlfriends house i gave her a mississippi potato slapper
by fist pumping god January 21, 2010
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Moose Potato

When one farts in a car while at a car wash. The driver can therefore NOT roll down windows and a moment of extreme panic is present.
Dude, who cooked a moose potato?
by Ricer slicer March 15, 2010
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face potato

a person who stays on facebook all day and night. Just like a person who watches the television all day and night like a couch potato.
Holly must be a face potato today because every time I post something on her wall or on my wall, she immediately has a comment.
by ekamarie April 6, 2010
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