port washington

Port Washington is a town in northern Long Island. The middle school pretty much sucks, and most of the staff voted to kick out the Principal.. but no luck yet. We have kool yaht clubs, and we all know Main St. rocks. It takes us about 45 minutes to get to a decent mall.. and we wish they would just build one here! The rich kids live in Sands Point, and everyone else lives elsewhere.

Thats pretty much it. COME TO PORT WASHINGTON!

i love all my port people!!!

by port_is_hott May 31, 2005

port pussy

Noun; prostitutes who frequent ports of call. They are the port version of a lot lizard.

My friend canceled his cruise so i picked up some port pussy as my plus one

by Lizerdoodle December 06, 2021

Space Port

When two men have enveloped each others penises inside each others foreskins (aka as docking) into a third parties rectum.

kenny: dude that party last was fucking crazy
jake: yeah bro me and griffin made a space port in connors asshole
kenny: what the fuck bro, TFTI!

by naggerhater February 22, 2019

Port whoreon

When an entire city is full of groupies

Me and the boys are about to hit up port whoreon

by Portwhoreonorbust May 21, 2022

Peter Port

The little flap or slit on the front of
boxers or briefs

"I need some new underwear"
"Why?"
"The Peter Port is all fucked-up."

by scrappington2 September 13, 2014

port-a-lock

A portable door lock designed to fit on any door. Most are small enough to be carried in a pocket or purse. There are many different designs on the market. The most common design consists of a simple metal plate that hooks onto the door knob’s strike plate, with a sliding piece that prevents the door from opening. Most interior doors, in American homes, do not feature built-in locks.

This little-known device saves lives in cases of domestic violence, and they should be given away in schools.

My husband tried to beat me, but I took refuge in the kids’ room and locked the door with a port-a-lock. It kept the kids and me safe until the cops got there.

by 3374267182 April 18, 2018

Port Hull

a supernatural object which transports a person, or a group (up to 6), to another location in a split second.

jesus got nailed for our sins but my Port Hull let’s me visit where i love (the south) whenever, quick!

by texturalexperience July 10, 2022