Port Alice

If you think the idea of travelling down a ridiculously long curvy glorified logging road to a half dead mill town is a good idea, you'll love Port Alice. Probably has one sunny day a year, similar to the amount of people employed at the Pulp Mill. Most people have already evacuated the economic disaster, but those who stay are literally old white people and the odd stoner. Oh, that and a couple of 20 something white trash bois who flex their atv's. Port Alice is similar to a beached whale: half dead, has no future, wet, depressing and stinks.

You live in Port Alice? Feels bad man :(

by HoratioNelson February 26, 2019

port ting

Simple roadman word meaning okay or ite

Fam that’s port ting u get me

by Itx_stan January 19, 2018

Port Lincoln

Is a smelly shit hole and no one has clean lungs

Person 1: Oh hey you live in Port Lincoln?

Person 2: yes

Person 1: I feel sorry for you

by Cum shotttttttttt August 8, 2023

Port Sniffer

When your dog gives your one-night stand a quick sniff when she walks in the door. If he barks twice then you kick her out. If he barks once you go to town.

Man, my port sniffer has saved me from getting chlamydia twice now. Thanks good boy

by Big Papa Wood March 19, 2021

Port Edwards

Port Edwards is a shitty little hicktown

I can’t believe there are actually excited about moving to Port Edwards it sucks ass

by Nighnutz November 3, 2019

Port-A-Pisser

Making a bathroom in/on/by somthing that is not a bathroom, Like the side of a house or fence.

Going to use the Port-A-Pisser, then walk around the side of the house use the bathrrom and come back.

by Nebraska Girl October 2, 2011

Space Port

When two men have enveloped each others penises inside each others foreskins (aka as docking) into a third parties rectum.

kenny: dude that party last was fucking crazy
jake: yeah bro me and griffin made a space port in connors asshole
kenny: what the fuck bro, TFTI!

by naggerhater February 21, 2019