pooch

Originally used for dogs, this term has now been adopted by fat women in order to attempt to make their gelatinous abdominal region sound cute.

Non-Overweight person: "Do you mind putting away your disgusting stomach?"

Overweight Cow: " TeeHee, You mean my little pooch!"

Non-Overweight person: *vomits*

by dustitall November 22, 2011

Pooch

An utter mong. A person who feels the need to chip in with random, pathetic and pointless comments or noises. Of which have no real value or credibility to the conversation. Usually these comments which make you a Pooch are completely off topic and just generally force all people listening to temporarily hate the person who chipped in.

Josh: - "Luke, how much work you got left to do?"

Pooch: - "I like waffles" (Ignored)

Luke: - "Not much mate, just a couple more pages"

Pooch: - "I like bicycles" - (Again, ignored)

Josh: - "Pooch would you shut the utter FUCK up."

Pooch: - "Woof"

Josh: - "You truly are an absolute bellend aren't you?"

by David.fear.is.a.mong. May 1, 2010

Pooch Sack

1.)noun. A pooch sack is the woman's vaginal area, when it gets strangled by an artical of clothing, particularly spandex leotards, and looks like a little sack. also can be called a mooseknuckle or camel toe.
2.)noun. A short, firecrotch little girl who wears yellow eyeshadow and has very peanutty nipples.

"You listen here and you listen good, I like pooch sack and only pooch sack. K? K."

by dUB DizzLE for sure. June 13, 2008

Bella Poarch

A pure nobhead.

Person 1:Haha did you see Bella Poarch new tiktok
Person 2:Yeah shes such a nob head

by Thatoneannoyingfruitfly June 6, 2021

poorchamp

Used to describe someone who is in need of money or help typically in a videogame.

Jeff: bruh I don't have any diamonds in my Minecraft world
Greg: seems kinda poorchamp to me

by Flayze July 27, 2020

Poochesha

stupid ugly skanky paris wannabe with a designer purse dog. Talks baby talk and tries to take her ugly, inbred, overpriced, petstore mutt everywhere.

Look at that poochesha with that gagly poo-mutt and the tacky clothes.

by designermuttssuck December 14, 2008

Poochinskied

A pseudonym for screwed the pooch.

A phrase adapted from the line in Stargate SG-1: Wormhole Extreme, referring to the pilot TV program Poochinski.

Oh crap, I totally poochinskied that.

by BigMattD July 30, 2009