spider web poops

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.

I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.

by D-n-C November 2, 2006

pOOPS!

The unexpected excretion of butt fluids, another way to say "OOPS, I POOPED!" This often times arises when the individual in question has uncontrollable flatulence.

Claude: What's that smell?

Bruno: pOOPS! Does any one got some fresh undies?

by chris fries, max fein April 23, 2007

poopscoopmagoo

a poopscoopmagoo is a term used to decribe the coolest kids at school.

johnny boy: dude check out those poopscoopmagoos.
benjamin: oh i know. them fools are so tight.

by presdient filmoore. February 9, 2008

Poopscape

A different term for your butt hole

Man, my poopscape was burning after that Mexican food

by Baches June 9, 2018

poopsex

When you are taking a dump that feels so good that you suddenly climax and ejaculate semen.

Nick was sitting on the toilet taking a usual crap before the game. This crap felt so good that he climaxed (like a woman) and had poopsex.

by HH Lake October 27, 2005

poopsex

When one is having such a good crap that they ejaculate.

Nick was having such a good dump that it made him ejaculate. Therefore, he had poopsex.

by HH Lake October 27, 2005

poopschmerz

A slightly more inane relative of "weltschmerz" - usually used as an exclamation to express disappointment or unhappiness.

"I can't make it out to see you pitch your big baseball game tomorrow, I'm sorry."

"Aw, poopschmerz. :( "

by Captain Benjamin April 17, 2008