Plood

1. The act of taking a dump underwater.

2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the water.

1. Man, I gotta go too bad, I guess I'll just have to plood.

2. Well, that had a nice healthy plood to it.

by Dixon February 8, 2004

Plooch

The goo that comes out of your ass when you eat none fat potato chips.
Some one whos being a douche bag

Dude my skibbys are covered in plooch
Shut up bitch make me a sandwhich you plooch

by Mas Yeldarb December 18, 2008

Ploogie

Something or someone that is amazing in every way, shape or form. Its also an amazing word to say.

What a ploogie

by Hi5s November 18, 2010

plooby

When one scoop's out another's eyeballs and replaces them with one's testicles

I will plooby you in your sleep, man.

by Stuhz December 27, 2007

ploonk

Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.

gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)

by jeRemy May 4, 2003

plop on the horse

Meaning "to leave," usually used at the end of a conversation. Originates in the idea of "plopping down" on a horse in order to ride back to one's home. "Down" is usually eliminated, although on occasion it is heard.

Joe: ...and then Barb told me that the bricks had been there the whole time.
Jim: Interesting. Well, it's getting pretty late--it's probably time for me to plop on the horse.
Joe: All right, see you later.
Jim: Yup, goodbye.

by Barock August 22, 2004

Ploose

A term used to describe an alpha male. Plooses can be found anywhere in modern day culture, but due to their hyper-sexual nature & low self-esteem, they are more likely to be found in social settings. They can readily be picked out by their posturing. Most often these men stand with arms extended outward portraying the "invisible lat" or invisible latissimus dorsi muscle in the arm.

"That guy just shouldered me man!"

"That's not a guy...that's a ploose. Look at him ploosing it up..."

by metropolism39 October 16, 2008