pinch a biscuit

Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.

I'm so fucking constipated that I can't even pinch a biscuit.

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

pilcher

The best word in the world. Meaning good, rich, prosperious and awesome. When describing someone it is a high compement.

1) That person is so cool he could be a pilcher.

2) I wish I was a pilcher.

by none12125186512186173 June 11, 2006

Inch pinch

Jordans small penis

Jordan has a inch pinch

by Malcom August 11, 2018

1 inch pinch

Someone who has a 1 inch dick.

Did you see Jonathan's 1 inch pinch? It was so tiny.

by Alperius February 4, 2017

Clean Pinch

That which occurs when you wipe after evacuating ones bowels only to find that there is no excrement on the paper.

I just took a dump and guess what? Clean Pinch!!!

by Reverend Regan May 21, 2010

pinch pot mud works

A rusty trombone for the ladies.

What woman wouldn't like the pinch pot mud works?

by jon cheeks May 31, 2005

Pinch a loaf

To cut off the hanging of fecal matter from the anus.

Hey dog I'll be ready in a few, I gotta pinch a loaf first.

by Danielwebster February 22, 2015