Definitions by Danielwebster

Pinch a loaf 

To cut off the hanging of fecal matter from the anus.

Hey dog I'll be ready in a few, I gotta pinch a loaf first.

Pinch a loaf by Danielwebster February 22, 2015

welched 

evaded reparation or satifaction of a debt, sometimes by citing a technicality

that fucker welched on the Giants - Eagles (he bet they wouldn't cover the spread and they fucking did!)

welched by danielwebster June 6, 2007