Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.
I'm so fucking constipated. I spent 40 minutes pinching a loaf and wound up only pinching a biscuit.
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
Pinching a biscuit is what happens when you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump, or " pinch a loaf ", but wind up being really costipated and only dropping a small turd.
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
I sat on the shitter thinking I was gonna bust a huge growler but all I worked out was a pinch biscuit.
There was a pinch biscuit floating in the crapper by the break room.
I just dropped a handful of pinch biscuits.
There was a pinch biscuit floating in the crapper by the break room.
I just dropped a handful of pinch biscuits.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018