Floating pie

When an older woman goes swimming and forgets the
bottom of her bathing suit. While she's under water
her floppy vagina floats to the surface.

also known as:
the hovering cake
the soaring patty
the unsinkable muffin

Where's grandma? I've been looking for hours
and can't find her. What's that? It looks like a floating pie. Wait a minute, that's grandma! I found her!

by rhpsmann July 19, 2009

Pie Brow

An eyebrow shaped like a pie.

A Pie brow is if your eyebrow is wide then narrows into a point as on a pie.

by Grouchy Butt March 03, 2010

pass the pie

The ultimate avoidant statement.

Yes we all have different political perspectives in this family and it’s Thanksgiving - so pass the pie!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 06, 2019

fish pie

vagina - female genitalia

Would you like something to eat? Yes I'll have the fish pie!

by Hugh Macpherson October 25, 2003

pookie pie

a pet name given to a partner/ true love

I love you pookie pie

by pookiepie November 05, 2005

punch the pie

The act of female masturbation. To rub/prod the female genitalia.

My boyfriend only lasts about 15 seconds so I normally have to punch the pie to get mine.

by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004

Chin Pie

The action of rubbing a chin with a couple of days of beard growth against the bare skin of someone with nice, soft skin to provoke hysterical laughter or mild torture-like pain. Usually done by either Dad's with their little kids or boyfriends with their partner.

Kids, if you don't get into bed now, Dad will come and give you some chin pie.

by Pequitas January 31, 2009