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Piss in an empty pickle jar until it is full. Cap it tight. Let it stew for two months or at least unitl you see coagulated protien balls floating around in it. When the opprotunity arises, pour the contents down the air intake vents of your victim's ride. Your putrid homemade tang will stink up the vehicle so bad that it will be up for sale in a week.
I used "Revenge Tactic #208", also known as "The Pickling", to deal with a meddlesome coworker. Special thanks to the makers of the movie "Header" for this brilliant tactic.
Pickling by Ted the Bastard October 29, 2006

Cherry Picking 

When you know a girl who is currently in a relationship and you know that relationship won't last so you stay in touch as best you can with the girl in hopes of scoring a rebound when she breaks up. Can be done with multiple girls as well.
Tom: Hey John I noticed you are staying in touch with Chelesea and Brittney lately. You two good friends?

John: Nah dude they are both in relationships which I know they can't keep. As soon as one of them breaks up I'm going in for the kill.

Tom: Fuckin' cherry picking

Cherry picking 

The act of pulling on a guy’s balls until they are fully descended and licking each one individually. Some females get a little bit freaky with this action and start to bite them like actual cherries.
Tom: Yo, what did you do last night?
Josh: I went over to susan’s house and she was cherry picking me.
Tom: How’d it feel?
Josh: It felt weird but when she started nibbling my balls it hurt.
Tom: Do they still hurt?
Josh: Fuck yeah. They can’t stop hanging low and my balls have bite marks.
Cherry picking by Turkeylover13 March 29, 2019

puppet picking 

A chick forgets to wipe her ass or just fuckin sucks at it and a guy goes down on her and eats the left over shit(dingleberries) while licking her hairy ass camel toe.
puppet picking by Jimmy Carter October 9, 2003

Berry picking 

When you shit and you squeeze so hard that you become tired and therefore have to remove the remaining shit with your hands like you're berry picking. When you're done you take a good view, smell your art and post a pic on instagram.
Jeff:"dude you wann go shoot some hoops?

Framp:"nah man today i went berry picking and im exhausted"
Berry picking by gabzi99 May 5, 2015

Picketina 

A word on Serbian language meaning a really huge pussy. Also it originated from word picka what means pussy.
PERSON A:Kad sam vido kol'ku picketinu ima odmh mi se digao.

PERSON B: Mora da je bila bas velika picketina!

PERSON A:When I saw how big her pussy was my penis erected.
PERSON B:It must have been a huge pussy!
Picketina by vilaemail August 5, 2008