Perplection

A perplexing erection. When a man gets a boner for seemingly no reasion. Perplections have a habit of occuring at the most awkward times possible.

Man 1: Hey, shall we head to the pub?
Man 2: Not just yet. I don't wanna stand up until this perplection subsides.

by Shania1 March 3, 2011

percect

an area of origin between a male and female when in the influence of making love

"the percect in our position is very clear"

by tangiumgoole July 2, 2016

perceis

Beautiful smart girl who is kindhearted and sweet and loving, also a princess

Whose that ?
Princess perceis

by Perceis December 21, 2016

my phone is on one percent

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.

*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go”

by reece10i March 16, 2021

111-Percentile

n. The valedictorians and overachievers. Those that would "bite someone's ear off to get that extra academic inch on God's green earth." AP classes and Key Club govern their life- which preferably is rated at a four-decimal-double-zero or higher at all times. Probably asian- unless if living in the midwest. Then caucasian. Social outcasts. Virginal.

"These kids were the 111-Percentile, and the world around them might as well have been a rainbow of grey. Stressed, sullen, and stricken with grief/brilliance, these academic angels were the bottom rung of society here... Irony personified."

by Robert Akins April 17, 2006

five percenter

Only an estimated five percent of real men exist in the world. Those who know how and will succeed in the most efficient way possible.

Five percenter's are the new minority...not everybody's ready for that life!

by lucky lefty August 7, 2014

5 percenters

refers to slang for a sect of the black muslims, to which many rappers belong

If you want to live a long life, you should give up booze and drugs and become one of the five percenters

by keith giles August 31, 2004