PSM, for short. A phrase used to desrcibe people, places, and sellouts who fake an expression of sorrow for personal gain. For example, a widow may use her husband's death as a way of getting attention for herself. Or a politician may use a national tragedy for personal gain.

Another example would be somebody who adopts a "goth" lifestyle, with a pretense at melancholy, in order to make their dull life seem more interesting. Little do they know, their life is interesting enough without all the pretense, if only they would believe in themselves.

All in all, a useful phrase for describing a variety of high-profile whiners.

Make sure the cameras catch my Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy. Wouldn't want them to find out I'm just a no-good heartless bastard.

Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy by The artist formerly unknown as Chi May 2, 2007

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Pepsi Vanilla

It really sucks

That's all that needs to be said.

Pepsi Vanilla by Luka December 17, 2003

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Pepsi Vanilla

The end result of ejaculating into a woman's anus and having her excrete the semen into a wine glass.

Doris and I enjoyed an after dinner Pepsi Vanilla.

Pepsi Vanilla by mrducks December 19, 2003

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Pepsi Blue

take crest sparkle fun toothpaste and mix it with club soda. should be renamed pepsi asscrap or pepsi shit box. or pepsi N-gage.

its like toothpaste but in liquid form!! I gave it to my cat and it made severe diarhea and exploded!

Pepsi Blue by poot slap January 11, 2004

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