Pepsi Terrorist

A Pepsi Terrorist is a person who drinks Pepsi all day and night long. He is usually a nocturnal being.

He feeds only on Pepsi.
He is known to be very violent at times when Pepsi doesn't exist.

He uses a Pepsi Kalashnikov that results in Pepsi spatter everywhere.
If he doesn't have Pepsi in his system, anything you say will make ZERO sense to him.

My friend is a Pepsi Terrorist. Watch out if you don't have any Pepsi.

by Lavampiresa April 20, 2010

Pepsi Dragon

When you shove an ice cold pepsi can up a woman's snatch backwards, open it with your penis, then proceed to drink it with your mouth. All while the can is still inside her.

"Hey T, I gave my girl a Pepsi Dragon last night and she screamed louder than my car alarm"

by Captainprice141 April 14, 2018

Pepsi max

European version of diet Pepsi.
except that it contains twice the amount of caffeine, and a substance named aspartame.

You shouldn't drink pepsi max while pregnant

by Scandinavia July 30, 2010

Pepsi Burp

When someone is drinking pepsi and they burp and it stinks like pepsi realllll bad

"my mom did a pepsi burp in the car and i was pissed"

by Mr. Sexy101.5 August 24, 2007

pepsi edge

a diet soda drink with half the carbs and sugars then regular cola, but tastes like the slime outta da bottom of a pond and is so disgusting not even a dehrydrated person would drink it and would kick your ass 4 even thinking of giving dat watery shit 2 drink

person 1: (gasp) omg!!! give me sumthin 2 drink or I'll gonna die from dyhrydration!
person 2: all i got is pepsi edge
person 1: o HELLS no, now im gonna beat ur ass untill ur bloody as hell! at least blood tastes betta den pepsi edge.

by pimp daddy dollars August 31, 2004

diet pepsi

A dark watery substance that tastes like poo, also inferior to diet coke.

Give me some diet coke rather than diet pepsi.

by The One May 13, 2004

diet pepsi

a drink that most fat people drink after a big meal and think it will help them lose weight and the drink tastes like crud yet many people like it and it was proven quite a while ago that if you drink to much it slowly dissolves brain cells though for some reason diet comes in more flavors than regular pepsi.

diet pepsi is for fat retards no offence

by phynomonouse January 28, 2009