Purple package

When you get swole AF, and she can't handle it.

"Jason came at me with his purple package, and now I can barely walk today."

by NAKEDxMiDGET January 29, 2021

Ayanda pakati

Ayanda pakati means a boy with a avo head but is very sweet and kind but can't think with his pear

Ayanda pakati has a eggie

by 322428 June 29, 2023

Overnight Dart Package

A small package containing cigarettes to be given to one who is leaving home for the evening but wishes to bum the cigs he/she would have bummed off you had they remained at your house.

Hey bro, can I grab an Overnight Dart Package?

Is it cool if I steal an ODP from you?

I'm here for an overnight dart package.

I don't have a job, but feel I am deserving of your cigarettes, Can ya toss me an Overnight Dart Package?

by carl winslows chest hair February 2, 2010

Pack the package

When a girl can fit the whole wiener and balls in her mouth for a good couple seconds

Dude first she unzipped my fly and workin on my D, then all of sudden she slipped the balls in there too and started to pack the package

by Dubloq June 14, 2013

destroy my package

When a woman wants you to absolutely tear that shit up, rearrange her guts, and give her the goober (she wants you to wreck that shit bro). She asks you to “destroy my package.”

Girl: Hi, I know we just met but can you please destroy my package?
Guy: I mean yeah I’m down.

by Pfeff1 October 20, 2020

my sick package

Slang term to describe one’s own psychological damage, or “baggage,” along with one’s insightful recognition that it exists.

I’ve got my sick package and you’ve got your sick package.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

wacky packages

A popular trading cards created by Topps, Inc. Started in 1967 as a punch-out cards, and started in 1973 as stickers in 13 series, returned in 1985, 1991, and 2004-present. Has hilarity spoofed-up names of a household, food, school supplies, video games, toys, magazines, books, and everyday objects. It was popular because kids stuck these on their binders, folder, and even inside the locker doors at school. Each series contains 55 cards plus some bonuses and foil sticker cards.

I hope the Wacky Packages ANS4 will be including like BusterCard (MasterCard), Mountain Goo Code Lead (Mountain Dew Code Red), Nutroid (Metroid), TwitchBee (TwinBee), Dance Dance Repulsion (Dance Dance Revolution), and Ache 5 (Hershey's Take 5).

by ChoujinkiMetalder April 9, 2006