praying donkey

just before you blow your load from pumping a girls ass doggie style, you take out your rod and let it explode on her back.

Hey mom, what's a praying donkey?

by krimsenkat12 July 28, 2003

Friendship prayer

A hilarious chain email

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of anyone who fucks up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch. Amen.

by OMGWTFBBQ! October 25, 2004

Thoughts and prayers

A phrase only used by Christians to people, generally other Christians, experiencing hardship. A statement implying action and assistance when in fact none will be forthcoming in any meaningful way. Represents vague promise to intercede with a magical being on the recipient's behalf. Used most often to end a conversation by the person saying it. Often ridiculed in social media as nonsense and hypocrisy, and misspoken as 'Thots and pears'.

I don't want to say 'you should have had your whole family vaccinated' at the funeral. I'll say 'thoughts and prayers' and then talk about the weather.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

praying mantis

A strange insect where the female eats the male after the mating ritual.

Praying mantis - the ultimate torturous sadistic fetish in an insect.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Thoughts and prayers

Okay, I'll send a Hallmark card I found in the bottom of my desk drawer.

Oh, my mother in law broke her leg? Well my thoughts and prayers are with her.

by anonymous October 9, 2020

praykerchief

The blood of Jesus prayer hankerchief.

If you send Rev. Kerney Thomas your money we will send you the blood of Jesus praykerchief.

by mitch4133 April 10, 2009

praying mantis

When you are having sex with a woman from behind and after she orgasms she reaches back and rips your head off.

Oh man, maria totally praying mantis'd alex last night.

by MantisMan December 12, 2010