Squirty Patertie

The sexual act of the woman having explosive diarrhea on the mans penis, using the fecal matter as lubricant, then proceeding to have rough vaginal sex.

I slipped Jenny laxatives in her orange juice at lunch, when we get to her house we can squirty patertie.

by Alabama Hotpocket God January 29, 2017

that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

What you say when your mate, clearly incredibly intoxicated prepares immaculate sausages for dinner then brings them out the back on a plate with an atlas photo on it - but puts the plate on a wobbly table, the table falls then the plate breaks.

Mitchell: oh fuck I knocked the table over with food and plates!
Jie: that plate had the fucking atlas on it cunt

by heeeyyjohnny February 11, 2021

Crushn Plates

Lifting heavy weights, specifically 45-pound plates, at the gym.

You’re looking buff bro, you must be crushn plates.

by LeftForeRed February 10, 2022

Voo Plate

a mystical plate that awakens you to see John Xina the 3rd, but with a dire consequence

I SAW THE VOO PLATE, MY LIFE HAS BEEN REDEFINED

by VOO PLATE February 11, 2022

Talia Paterson Sinco

Talia Paterson Sinco has about 50 wifeys

Hey Talia Paterson Sinco!!!
HEY WIFEYSSSS

by alakandel June 20, 2022

Adventurer Plate

A unique form of visual erotica based on manipulation of emotes used by playable characters in the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. Can also be referred to as "lewd" in conversation based on the degree of indecency of the content portrayed.

Chuckford: "Look at the pose I did with my level 90 cat girl dancer. That camera angle with those effects really take it to the next level."

Rastafarian Billy: "Wow, that is some top level lewd Adventurer Plate right there!"

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans

A term President Obama assigned to high priced, fancy health insurance usually only affordable for the rich.
Here, it means really, really, REALLY big plans.

question: "What are you doing this weekend?"
Answer: "Dude!!!! I got super-gold-plated-cadillac-plans!! I'm off to Hawaii for some tasty waves and a cool buzz."

by kevnbro July 31, 2009