Pedophile Calves

One who's calves are so muscular and sexy they evoke fear into the hearts of the innocent.
Jack has Pedophile Calves and makes kendall quiver in fear.
by derpdiddyderp69 June 24, 2010
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PEDOPHILE PLATES

Growing support in Minnesota and other states for license plates that alert the general public of a vehicle registered to a pedophile.
There is a car at the park with pedophile plates.
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Marathon Pedophile

A breed of Pedophiles that attempts to argue and normalize pedophilia before eventually molesting you, thus amplifying the guilt you feel towards turning them in.
Person 1: "Yeah, he kept insisting societies outlook on pedophilia is unscientific and based on nonsense. He even tried to say that some girls are "mature" for their age and should decide for themselves".

Person 2: "Sounds like a Marathon Pedophile".
by bigchungus45 June 23, 2021
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Closeted pedophile

Guys stuck in their 13 years old fantasies who are attracted to school girls and girls who dress very young with pink hair and anime/cartoonish vibes.
A- Dude check out this girl
B-WTF you’re a sick Closeted pedophile and you need help!
by Nihilistic Virgin May 31, 2021
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game pedophile

n.

a term for gamers in online play that play people on a very lower level than themself to gain experience and go up levels.
Level 30 Player: i just totally pwned your n00b ass.

Level 7 player: your a game pedophile, play people your own level.
by Dave Passion July 16, 2006
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Pseudo-pedophile

A person who is attracted to people who are over 18 but still appear underage. This doesn't necessarily apply to those in the age ranges of 18-19, but even those aged 20+ who may also look surprisingly underage.
A lot of people state that many 18-year-olds don't look like they're over 18, but even then I've actually witnessed some 21-year-old women in bars who look like they're still in high school. My point is that some people (whether they're 18, 19, 20, or even 21) can look underage and it's already enough for people to call you a pseudo-pedophile.
by CelticEagle July 22, 2019
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pedophile chic

1. Any art, clothing style, etc. influenced by sexualization of children. 2. Legitimization of pedophilia through art, clothing style, etc.
1. iCarly is so pedophile chic.

2. Roman Polanski is proof of Hollywood's pedophile chic mentality.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 02, 2010
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