Danica Patrick

A female NASCAR driver who set a few records.
She also got into a Sonic game, along with the Pyro from TF2. Seriously, what the hell SEGA?

Person 1: “I’m gonna play fucking Danica Patrick.”
Person 2: “Why? She sucks. Plays as fucking Football Manager or Ages or Tails or someone who isn’t gay as fuck.”
Person 1: “I’m fucking playing Danica Patrick and you can’t stop me.”

by Lug1a October 11, 2019

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)

Also know as "The Raging Starfish," occurs when five men simultaneously penetrate a single man or woman anally. After the act has been completed and the men withdraw their penises, the anus resembles a stretchy starfish.

Peter needed corrective surgery after receiving several Dirty Patricks in one night.

"So then we tried the the Raging Starfish, and I've been wearing diapers ever since" said Cassandra.

Dirty Patrick (The Raging Starfish)

by SM&FC September 8, 2013

patricialicious

adjective; having a kickin pornstar weave, apple shaped fine ass badonkadonk, and at least four boos half your age, and a laugh that can shatter ear drums.

Hey, did you see that girl? Damn she was patricialicious!

by MB Dizzle January 11, 2007

particaption

Similar to the word participation. but of a far, far lesser level.

Often awarded as a kind of "well done for being substandard" award, which no one really wants... but seems to get given anyway in today’s society.

I gave Lou a particaption award for her effort in Russian class the other day. I realised this was in fact a spelling mistake, but to be honest I couldn’t really be bothered to change it. Plus, I really don’t think she deserved the genuine thing. No one really wants one anyway; it’s like a slap in the face for being "special".

by bc0r September 6, 2013

patrick ball

a game were you flick a pen into a gap often between gas taps fishcakes and Kris agar are not good enough for the premier league.

i just came back from playing a game of Patrick ball.

by j leafy November 29, 2016

Patrick's leg

An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.

Why don't you shove your Patrick's Leg in me?

by Wimetime December 14, 2016

Patrick Johnson’ed

Verb: To steal, eat and finish something that doesn’t belong to you. Typically done behind the back of one of your colleagues.

Oi mate, I just proper Patrick Johnson’ed the shit out of those biccys.

by jonnybaldwin December 15, 2016