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celebrity car parade

1. A line of expensive or flashy cars outside an exclusive club or restaurant.
2. The name of a website dedicated to covering celebrities and their cars.
We were standing in front of the club and Twista pulled up in a Mercedes-Benz S600, R. Kelly followed behind him in a Maybach, and behind him Fat Joe rolled up in a brand-new Escalade. It was a total celebrity car parade.
by DJ Ellioto January 4, 2008
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Mexican Parade Float

Mexican Parade Float

A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.

Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.
Hey, sorry I am going to be late for the meeting, A Mexican Parade Float is blocking the road / my driveway.

What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.
by senormule April 10, 2013
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parade maker

Someone that accidently sets their home alarm system off due to over consumption of Heineken and the police and fire departments respond to the alarm.
The neighborhood rushed to set up their lawn chairs at the curb because the parade maker was at it again.
by Speedbag March 7, 2009
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russian parade

(noun) Used to describe a large number of gay men, with at least three sailor hats, in a conga line running a train over a stone faced russian child who never shows emotion during this sexual encounter.
(Older Russian woman lecturing her child)
Lttle boy, if you do not play nice and make good grades, you will be forced to attend a russian parade
by texasasas May 16, 2007
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scranton parade day

The greatest, ABSOLUTLEY best day in history of all time. People start drinking at 6:30 AM and don't stop at all. It's a day where Scranton kids show all the big D1 schools that they party just as hard of not harder. Just an all around great day.
Dude ready for Scranton parade day tomorow? He'll yeah if we make it out alive it'd be awsome!
by Ryannbbb March 1, 2014
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douche bag parade

A group of manages and/or executives walking together.
When the meeting was over the douche bag parade began.
by drumbeast June 30, 2009
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Punjab Python Parade

When 5 or more dudes form a circle by holding hands while one girl sits on her knees in the middle. She bobs on each dick one time and then the circle rotates, providing another dick for her to perform on. This continues until every dude skeets.
Dude, I heard Greg, Chase, Trey, Dave, Adam, Chandler, and Alec had a 4 hour 11 minute Punjab Python Parade last night.
by pythonparader69 January 8, 2011
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