Toilet paper

Toilet paper is a thin paper substance that people use to wipe their booty

In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much

Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer

Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong

Ugh there’s Karen again with 500 rolls of toilet paper
I will wipe my booty with this toilet paper

by Stareintothemaggotdraw March 23, 2020

Corporate Toilet Paper

Corporate Toilet Paper (CTP) - An employee that is irreplaceable, always in demand, impossible to do without, and required by every single other person at work, but is universally looked down upon and has all of the business 'crap' thrust upon them being at a rank too low to refuse it. This person is very intelligent, technical, and often has poor social skills and/or low social standing. A corporate toilet paper is never promoted due to that person's high value in a low position. In many professions this person is female due to a male dominated corporate structure of veiled misogyny.

Mary is this firm's corporate toilet paper. She's the only employee with the skills to handle the difficult 'crap' jobs and they don't promote her because of it. Her boss is an idiot, but he went to college with the president's son.

by Lord Viper Scorpion May 20, 2009

John Wayne paper

A type of toilet paper that is rough and doesn't serve it's purpose.

John Wayne paper: rough as hell and never took any shit from anyone.

by Brother's quotes July 27, 2016

2023 AQA Biology Paper 1

AQA, being the shittest exam board ever known to humanity, did GCSEs to suck the life out of everyone in Year 11.

On the fateful morning of 16 May 2023, Biology Paper 1 is being done across the country. Instead of asking things on the fucking specification, AQA decided it would be a good idea to ask 16 year olds about anabolic steroids, leaf discs, types of chlorophyll, wavelength tables and disorder S, as well as asking Paper 2 stuff like sexual and asexual reproduction, while seemingly ignoring half of the bloody specification. Overall, this paper killed many hopes and dreams of year 11s, but hopefully it will lower the grade boundaries.

Student A: 2023 AQA Biology Paper 1 is finally here, how did you do?
Student B: Athlete D is jacked as hell fam

by a random seagull June 19, 2023

paper

Slang for money.

When you got that much paper you gotta hold it down." - Prodigy "Stuck On You"

by FlyAway July 18, 2011

toilet paper poke

When a homo's taking a shit and purposely uses 1 ply so his finger pokes through and he finger pops himself.

I heard Lou had a toilet paper poke over your crib last night, you should kicked that fucker out.

by HoodAche November 12, 2007

Paper Town

A town where everything is lacking in depth. A superficial town full of 2 dimensional beings..

"this paper town has no depth"

by Omantyke April 29, 2010