Kissy Panda

The coolest, sexiest, funniest man you'll ever meet. When you see him, you'll want to rip all his clothes off.

girl 1- Oh my gawd girl he is too perfect!!!!!
girl 2- Yea he's such a Kissy Panda, way out of everyone's league.

by dudeskii6942069 January 1, 2012

Crusty Panda

A female who eats or deals with an asian's morning wood who also has a crustache.

person 1: "If his morning wood is called a bamboo, would that make you a panda?"

person 2: "..."

person 1: "And he has a crustache, so that must make you a crusty panda."

by HHOT August 24, 2012

flying panda

A large mixed male preferably black and asian doing the sky diver on a very small female

Isaac and beyonce were doing the flying panda while rihana was video taping

by africanbeast May 14, 2014

Fab Panda

When you and your friend are so tight, you're known as fab pandas.

Wow, Julia and Grace are such fab pandas! I totally ship their friendship!

by imafabpanda March 22, 2017

white panda

A white girl who loves Asian boys

Lillie is such a white panda always fucking Asians,
Lillie always wants an egg roll

by Eggrollprincess May 31, 2018

Sad Panda Shower

A (usually) sexual act in which one partner performs an act of fellatio on a piece of bamboo while looking sad and the other partner urinates on their head.

That new Japanese exchange student is into some weird stuff! After our sushi date we went back to her place and she made me give her a sad panda shower.

by TigerShark33 October 31, 2018

Trash Panda

Another name for a raccoon.

Damn trash pandas keep getting into my house

by TheLizard1854 October 10, 2019