open a can of whup ass 

a total beatdown that not only causes physical injury but total humiliation

last night i was at a college party

a lipstick lesbian opened a can of whup ass on a sorostitute

it was sweet

open a can of whup ass by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

open relationship 

a). a facebook setting that allows you to give in to your sluttastic urges while keeping a "saftey net" around in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.

b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.

"oh there's no need to worry about milliscent, we're in an open relationship. yeah we just need some time- SHIT, milliscent's here! act cool, we were just talking...about...chinese fireworks. that's right, chinese fireworks and not hooking up with eacho- hey babe, how's it goin'? you okay, you look upset. you wanna talk about it, i- hey milly, babe come back!"

open relationship by jon burton June 16, 2006

open for business 

When a girl is on the pill meaning she can have sex.

Hey,there's sheila i heard shes on the pill so shes open for business.

open for business by APU & The Stooge August 14, 2011

open axe wound 

a particularly accomodating wordGulp/word. One that a gentleman couldn't 'touch the sides' in.

"As he stepped away from his latest victim, it became apparently obvious by the way her legs lay, that he had indeed left more than one open axe wound on her corpse." - From the Diary of Jack the Ripper.

open axe wound by Ebs August 21, 2003

open trench 

Someone who sleeps around. Someone who sleeps with sweet girls boyfriends. Stellas usually.

Madison is such an open trench, she slept with Martin.

open trench by roux quinn January 21, 2009

Open Icer 

A hockey slang term referring to someone who has almost zero hockey talent and looks like a complete dumbass on the ice. The word comes from the idea that these douchebags suck so bad they shouldn't be on a team and instead should be paying $2.50 to skate around with 5 year olds at open ice. They generally need to use the little pusher things to hold themselves up when they skate around. Similar to a bender, duster, hoser, or home dresser.

Somebody should go kick number 13's ass. He's the worst fucking hockey player I've ever seen. What an open icer.

Open Icer by IHateBenders November 2, 2009

open up a butcher shop 

When two people are going to have a disagreement. As in, "there's enough beef between us to open up a butcher shop".

Mike: Oh shit, Bobby stole Jimmy's girl.
Dan: Those guys are going to open up a butcher shop.

open up a butcher shop by LaffeyTaffy December 18, 2012