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Offensive

(adjective)
Gaudy, fabulous, ostentatious, and in your face; brilliantly and excessively showy on the borderline of tacky but still classy. Used mostly to describe one's outfit, hair, accessories, and overall demeanor. The bigger, the louder, the more offensive.
"I love your new Louis Vuitton bag! It's so offensive!"
"That woman's hair is so big and offensive!"
"That outfit is so bright and offensive!"
by SoOffensive August 28, 2009
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Charm Offensive

A phrase used to describe the interaction between male and female, specifically in the context of courtship, as if the man were bombarding the woman with his charm.

Usually, when someone is on the charm offensive, they tend to exclude or ignore others in order to channel all of their social energy in on one person, who they have designated as their goal.

The term can also describe female behavior towards a man.
1. Ricky: (Looking at Peter, who is standing alone with a woman at a party, probably in a corner) Wow, look at him go...
Ricky's Mate: Yeah, he's on the charm offensive for sure

2. Peter: (To Ricky) Sorry i didn't really catch you last night, i was on the charm offensive

Ricky: Yeah i could tell...I doubt you got lucky though- misdirected energy really..
by RickyRankin' May 5, 2010
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offensive to the max

Anything that is irritating or obviously annoying, and is offensive to fashionistas everywhere.
by shuanita December 8, 2004
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Feticide Offender

One of the evil-doers who murders our nation's children through fetal homicide.
After reform of the city's fetal homicide laws, a trio of ED-209's descend on Detroit's abortion clinics demanding that the feticide offenders surrender: "You are in violation of fetal homicide laws. Come out with your hands up. You have 20 seconds to comply." (followed by mechanical growl)
by jfraatz September 22, 2009
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no offence

What you say right before offending someone.
No offence, but your hear looks like sh*t.
by bamboomy January 15, 2011
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Offensitive

The condition of someone who is looking for a reason to be offended, usually for martyr-dumb or monetary gains
Don't say 'chick' in front of the new floor manager. She's very offensitive.
by Dog-King August 18, 2008
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Future Sex Offenders

Usually young, around 16 or younger.

Shorter then average and always wears a hat over their eyes so people can't see them staring from underneath it.

Greasy hair hidden under hat, always stares from the darkness, walks slowly with hands by side or in pocketsm possibly holding a camera phone or tape recorder.

Chooses to hang out with smokers, people who think they are cool but arent, druggos and fat kids.
girl 1 - "Omg he's looking again!"

girl 2 - "Is that a camera?!!!"

girl 1 - "He will so be one of those Future Sex Offenders!"

Girl 2 - "same with the fat kid."
by googleitlosers February 6, 2009
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