A great sport which actually takes some talent to compete. Anyone can run down a field, but it takes a real man to hold a 3600 pound machine steady at a 40 degree banking in speeds in excess of 190 mph. Its also the only sport in which it is actually a very real possibility that you will not live to see tomorrow. There are actually a few drivers that have died in the premier series, the most popular of course Dale Earnhardt Sr., who died in a head on 180mph crash with the wall, caused by Sterling Marlin.
by Corbyn April 17, 2006
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A good excuse to get drunk and show your tits.
Say what you want about nascar, but it is better than watching:
dance competions, bowling, the kentucky derby, dog shows, & any reality show.
A good excuse to get drunk and show your tits.
Say what you want about nascar, but it is better than watching:
dance competions, bowling, the kentucky derby, dog shows, & any reality show.
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A boring "sport" where a bunch of cars go around in a big circle for like 2 hours. The only exciting part is when someone crashes and there's a lot of fire. Watching NASCAR is a huge event in the South, like soccer in Europe. Similar to horse racing only there's no legalized betting.
Billy Joe: Hey there cousin, wanna go watch that there NASCAR at paw's house? I just love watching them cars go round and round.
Mary-Ellen: Well shucks cousin, I reckon I would like to, but I think we oughta be getting hitched first.
Mary-Ellen: Well shucks cousin, I reckon I would like to, but I think we oughta be getting hitched first.
by DantheMan112 February 24, 2008
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Get the Nusair mug.A better variation of "noob" and "nub", as first used in DigitalPh33r's Arby n' the Chief, said by Master Chief to the Arbiter.
by hhcash June 15, 2008
Get the nubcake mug.Probably the gayest motorsport ever made. Based on shitty cars such as a Dodge Intrepid, Ford taurus, or a chevy Monte Carlo that are commonly found in rental car parking lots. The race cars weigh 3000 pounds and (500 pounds are from sponsor decals)as opposed to an F1 car that weighs close to 1000 pounds. I will admit that nascar does require some athletic and driving talent (you need strength due to no power steering and brakes and the lateral G's do take a toll on one's body, the cockpit can reach 140 degrees so when you add all that fire proof cloths and 3 hours in the car you can lose almost 5 pounds in water) but no where near that of WRC, F1, IRL,CART or ALMS. This sport is backed by ignorant rednecks that won't bother to discover the true excitement that other motorsports have to offer.
by Gatman August 9, 2006
Get the nascar mug.A league of 'stock car' racing, more popular to hillfolk and rednecks. NASCAR vehicles are modified to the point of not even looking like cars. most NASCARS are pretty ugly too with all those colors...yehhck. dont ever give a Hotwheels NASCAR to a baby, they might mistakee it for candy.
Nascar racing requires almost no skill.
if you want real racing, try Le Mans. Corvette, Aston Martin, Porsche, McLaren, Mercedes, Panaz, Viper... on mixed terrain tracks, with more than 1 turn, high speeds, and much cooler cars.
Nascar racing requires almost no skill.
if you want real racing, try Le Mans. Corvette, Aston Martin, Porsche, McLaren, Mercedes, Panaz, Viper... on mixed terrain tracks, with more than 1 turn, high speeds, and much cooler cars.
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