DantheMan112's definitions
A boring "sport" where a bunch of cars go around in a big circle for like 2 hours. The only exciting part is when someone crashes and there's a lot of fire. Watching NASCAR is a huge event in the South, like soccer in Europe. Similar to horse racing only there's no legalized betting.
Billy Joe: Hey there cousin, wanna go watch that there NASCAR at paw's house? I just love watching them cars go round and round.
Mary-Ellen: Well shucks cousin, I reckon I would like to, but I think we oughta be getting hitched first.
Mary-Ellen: Well shucks cousin, I reckon I would like to, but I think we oughta be getting hitched first.
by DantheMan112 February 24, 2008
Get the NASCARmug.