America's next top model

Another lame reality show in which whiny, unattractive, anorexic, drama queens compete with each other to be America's Next Top Model....for the few months. They constantly bitch and complain about what they have to do for photo shoots and frequently fight amongst themselves for no reason at all. In addition, very few of these girls are even attractive. Ironically the few cute girls on the show are always the ones that get kicked off.

The winner of ANTM never really actually becomes a "top model", they get some publicity for a few months, then they quickly fade into oblivion.

Q: Wow another season of America's next top model, whatever happened to whats her name who won last season?
A: She's a fat coke head now

Again, the cutest girl left on ANTM got kicked off last night; I guess she wasn't skinny enough.

Last night on ANTM, two girls were fighting over a Saltine and one ended up having a nervous breakdown.

by CJE December 25, 2007

on the next thing smokin'

On the next train outta here, takin' the next bus out!

On reality show Flavor of Love 2... Young Buck of G-Unit fame said, "She is just taking up space. She needs to be on the next thing smokin', she aint got no business around a playa man!" When asked if Flav should keep a plus sized woman in the house.

by Brenda Valenz September 18, 2008

C U Next Tuesday

1. cunt
2. a terrific song by Kesha about an unnamed guy she's calling a cunt

1. That girl I met yesterday is a C U next Tuesday.
2. "C U Next Tuesday" is my seventh favorite song on Kesha's Cannibal album.

by Ponchy8 November 20, 2011

I Got Next

Commonly used in sports, too, such as at a basketball court. Related is "got last," which means that the person has the game available after whatever group(s) have currently has called next.

I got next in the game of basketball.

by Kenstro November 19, 2016

Next Gen

Used when talking about video game systems that are coming out or have just came out. Currenlty, this gen systems are the Dreamcast, PS2, Xbox and GameCube. The next gen will be the PS3, N5 and Xbox 2.

Why buy next gen when you can always get a SNES?

by UserNames_Suck March 11, 2004

Noise Next Door

A lame manufactured Pop Band to replace bands such as, Busted. They are only around to fill in their shoes, terribly, and you must, MUST, burn their CDs and all red hair dye at all times.

"Oh my god, lets camp out and start a fire to burn Noise Next Door"

by Sonya Cohead April 8, 2005

catch u next tuesday

callin sum guy or chick a cunt in short
i first heard it in american dad tv show

'tams i got to go. francine is bein a real "catch u next tuesday"

by adran fitzgerald January 30, 2007