Drew Nelson

He always be cheesin’.

Drew Nelson is always cheesin’ bro. It’s so natural for him, he doesn’t even know.

by BrotherPort13 December 1, 2021

arran nelson

Arran Nelson is a ginger child who stole a fortnite magazine from the corner shop down his street.

Guy: hey you hear about that ginger kid
Other guy: who Arran Nelson?
Guy: yeah he stole a 6 pack of bacon from the corner shop
Other guy: woah

by The yummy baked bean October 21, 2019

Alex Nelson

The rot consumes

Joe: Hey what’s up Ryan
Ryan: the rot consumes
Joe: ok
Alex Nelson: the rot consumes

by fartlek November 29, 2022

Nelson Mauri

Chilean slang for cucumber penile disfunction.

"That weon qlo owes me 5 bucks."
"Why don't you ask him for a refund?"
"Nah, I'm praying to El Santo Niño de Atocha for him to grow a nelson mauri."

by Frutamel Carozzo May 24, 2022

Hugo Nelson

Hes this weirdo that walks around Newtown train station screaming at alternative youth and running a muck and picking up loose change of the street so he can buy some 'durries'

Oi look brah its hugo nelson
no way brah hes having sex with a guy

by anonymous April 4, 2022

Jasper Nelson

A person who works hard and in his free time has a human right violation because he can't play Minecraft all the time what a tragedy. But when he is not using his little time on Minecraft you will find he is a character from a rated 18+ video game because he has a very messed-up mind. So when he is high you best stay away because he is a very dangerous person when in this state. He is good friend and can help you a lot but his is a menace to humanity as we know it so be careful with this future Micheal Myers

Jasper Nelson is very good at Minecraft and is kinky for some reason.

by Ct-75-67 February 4, 2022

Nelson's Theory

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.

Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.

by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022