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Netmare

A Netmare happens when you are surfing the Net for something ordinary and benign and end up clicking on a horrific image or story.
I just had the worst Netmare! I was surfing the net for Grumpy Cat photos and found myself on a fetish website for people into having sex with stuffed animals.
by fancychimp June 27, 2014
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Nelman

A boy who has too much body hair, usually Jewish, who often refuses to shower or shave himself. Nelmans usually are tall, a bit beefy, but also chubby. The main defining feature of a Nelman is a big, juicy, hairy ass. Although they are predominantly heterosexual, they enjoy sticking their fingers into their juicy ass, and getting rim jobs. They also enjoy eating junk food, playing video games, and trying to belt musical theater songs.
Wow. Nelman needs to shave. He also has gained a little weight! I wonder if he'll let me give his hairy ass a rim job.
by cutiepatootie123 September 2, 2014
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Nejhma

A girl who is a falling star, that gracefully captures the hearts of those that were once-thought frozen. A girl of this type often will sell herself short, despite being beautiful inside and out. Their kiss has an electrifying effect, igniting the warmest and most comforting flame from within---accompanied by an inevitable urge to smile after. This type of girl is very rare to come by, truly "one out of a million."
I had a Nejhma once, but then I lost her. It's tough to find such a beautiful star, from such a vast sky.
by Genjiro December 10, 2014
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nejala

Nejala is unique and one of a kind. She is genuinely such a sweetheart and very humurous. She can make anyone laugh with her truthful jokes, even at the hardest of times. She speaks her mind, and is true to her self. If anyone offends her or anything she believes in, she stands up for herself. She loves what she does, she is passionate and dedicated. You may think that she may quit at times, but then you'll see her the next day with a positive attitude. One great thing about a Nejala is she can bullshit her way out of anything and you'll be just surprised, unless you really know her. Nejala is very adventurous and she loves everything nature and life in general, and she thanks God for each day she has woken up to. You'll be lucky to have found a Nejala in your life, someone who is so true and honest. Life is so much fun around her, without her it would be a waste of day. Nejala is an incredible gal. I reckon.
*PRESENTING A CONCEPT*
So Nejala, what do you have for us today?

SOOO.. *Nejala bullshitting"*
Wow, that's a great idea. Well done!
by Nejala November 24, 2016
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nematode

Nematode is the 2nd most abundant multi-cellular organisms in the world. Most of the known species are saprophytic and play a very important role in the ecological system. Some of them are pathogenic to plants, animals, or insect.
Nematode is a group of amazing species.
by Xylella December 2, 2016
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Nejaa

the one girl in the universe who truly doesn't give a fuck
Nejaa is the realist person you will ever meet.
by John Adam March 13, 2017
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NeoMagic

The combination of two words Neo and Magic... Neo means new #innovatio and #Magic... NeoMagic is in Silicon Valley because they make the fucking amazing microchips goes into some toll collection system they also came out with a freaking amazing idea to trump Amazon so they created MercadoMagico.com
Oh oh oh it's Magic at NeoMagic
by Love is in the air August 9, 2017
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